spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

posted 1 month ago with 543,199 notes
reblogged from im-the-fcking-queen-bitches originally from avatarstateyipyip

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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posted 2 months ago with 612,949 notes
reblogged from trust originally from narcotic

posted 3 months ago with 123,053 notes
reblogged from violet-aurora originally from yuuckchris

posted 3 months ago with 2,006 notes
reblogged from teenagerposts

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

posted 3 months ago with 452,842 notes
reblogged from thefuntrain originally from tiredestprincess

I won't ever hesitate to give you more, cause baby...

posted 3 months ago with 4,451 notes
reblogged from whaddupjbieber originally from neverletyousgo

posted 3 months ago with 177,621 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from stylestreetfashion

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

posted 3 months ago with 366,027 notes
reblogged from ruinedchildhood originally from allhailtherenegades

roooneymaras:

this show is so fucking real

posted 3 months ago with 165,019 notes
reblogged from mildlyhappy originally from spoopysexxistential

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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posted 3 months ago with 175,571 notes
reblogged from bekahwhat originally from sassyabrahamlincoln

posted 3 months ago with 158,072 notes
reblogged from whaddupjbieber originally from renovador

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

posted 3 months ago with 371,826 notes
reblogged from trust

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

posted 3 months ago with 560,902 notes
reblogged from bluel0ve originally from sweatergoblin

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

posted 3 months ago with 638,200 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from m-eg

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

posted 3 months ago with 859,512 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from rubeelzebub