spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

posted 1 week ago with 516,521 notes
reblogged from aslongas-iwant-tohitthelights originally from avatarstateyipyip

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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posted 3 weeks ago with 450,880 notes
reblogged from trust originally from narcotic

posted 1 month ago with 74,037 notes
reblogged from violet-aurora originally from yuuckchris

posted 1 month ago with 2,006 notes
reblogged from teenagerposts

tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

posted 1 month ago with 389,017 notes
reblogged from thefuntrain originally from tiredestprincess

I won't ever hesitate to give you more, cause baby...

posted 1 month ago with 4,369 notes
reblogged from whaddupjbieber originally from neverletyousgo

posted 1 month ago with 173,316 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from stylestreetfashion

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

posted 1 month ago with 321,041 notes
reblogged from ruinedchildhood originally from allhailtherenegades

roooneymaras:

this show is so fucking real

posted 1 month ago with 135,828 notes
reblogged from mildlyhappy originally from sexxistential

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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posted 1 month ago with 155,057 notes
reblogged from bekahwhat originally from sassyabrahamlincoln

posted 1 month ago with 155,250 notes
reblogged from whaddupjbieber originally from renovador

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

posted 1 month ago with 366,935 notes
reblogged from trust

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

posted 1 month ago with 504,965 notes
reblogged from bluel0ve originally from emaciatinq

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

posted 1 month ago with 547,710 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from m-eg

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

posted 1 month ago with 777,923 notes
reblogged from l-1-m-i-t-l-e-s-s originally from rubee